There is cheese on a cheeseburger, spam in a spamburger, yet no ham in a hamburger.
Wonder what a spiral escalater would be like.
When it ain't Christmas Eve, I think Santa's job is a pimp. Think about it. Both wear fur coats. Both wear large belt buckles. Both wear shiny boots. And they are both looking for their Ho Ho Hos.
Why does "ph" make an "f" sound when there is already a letter that makes that sound, A FRAKKIN F!
I think it should be legal to have spotlights on the back of your car to blind the idiots trying to tailgate you. Bastards...
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